"I want to win everything this year. I am the new Nadal - and I am better looking than him!"
Phil 'Adonis' Taylor after winning darts' Players Championship - his 23rd win on the spin.
"What will I do with the money? The wife needs a new three-piece suite!"
The Power has his eyes on the world's most expensive sofa after picking up his £50,000 winner's cheque.