The list is almost endless, but here are some of the best Waddellisms.
"Fordham is sweating like a hippo in a power shower."
"Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis."
"When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer...Bristow's only 27."
"Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!"
"The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips...you could hear the vinegar sizzle."
By Mike Walters 18/12/2008